Forever Is Here, And It Brought Friends

Check out this fine ink job. The victim was going for a dubious old lady message in Hebrew "In My Heart Forever Young"...


Well, she got more than she bargained for. Way more. And I mean that literally - there are simply too many words there!

More to the point, this Hebrew tattoo actually reads:

Heart of mine in
Always: Forever, Eternally, Evermore
Young

Of course, this misses the mark completely, and is the result of careless automatic translation - with no concern for any extra synonyms that might (and did) occur. Grammatically incorrect too. Still, for some reason I like it. The banal phrase unintentionally got turned into a poem of sorts.

I'd suggest the following for the Hebrew rendition of "In My Heart Forever Young":


It literally means "Always young in my heart" and should only be used for a female!